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I went to Tenpenny Towers and stored my stuff there. I should have explored Megaton a little more carefully though. I might have missed a bobblehead and can't get it now.

I went to Tenpenny Towers and stored my stuff there. I should have explored Megaton a little more carefully though. I might have missed a bobblehead and can't get it now.

Boy, I tell ya, I never seen so much damn whackin'. Like a couple little spider monkeys.

Boy, I tell ya, I never seen so much damn whackin'. Like a couple little spider monkeys.

In my ongoing effort to cross items off my "How the fuck have I never seen this?" list, I started watching Deadwood. What a great show-I love the dialogue, and not just for the liberal use of "cocksucker."

In my ongoing effort to cross items off my "How the fuck have I never seen this?" list, I started watching Deadwood. What a great show-I love the dialogue, and not just for the liberal use of "cocksucker."

You'll get a blow job if you go to a Broadway show. Go to this show and you'll get one from none other than Ms. Love herself.

You'll get a blow job if you go to a Broadway show. Go to this show and you'll get one from none other than Ms. Love herself.

I'd love to lend it to you, but I doubt it would fit a man of your impressive, Raymond Massey-like physique. The only person who could really fit into this costume would have to be a short, stocky bald man of somewhat generous proportions.

I'd love to lend it to you, but I doubt it would fit a man of your impressive, Raymond Massey-like physique. The only person who could really fit into this costume would have to be a short, stocky bald man of somewhat generous proportions.

"Who wants a mustache ride?"

"Who wants a mustache ride?"

For whatever reason, my grandmother thought that because I liked animals, I would like Pet Semetary. I was 7 or 8, and I watched about five minutes of it before I screamed and replaced it with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, starring the decidedly less-threatening Vanilla Ice.

For whatever reason, my grandmother thought that because I liked animals, I would like Pet Semetary. I was 7 or 8, and I watched about five minutes of it before I screamed and replaced it with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, starring the decidedly less-threatening Vanilla Ice.

Where'd ya get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?

Where'd ya get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?

DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH!

DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH!

THE GOALLLIIEEEEE!!!!