"… and hoping each time that his next leap will be a firstie."

Guys guys, Dengar is in the bandages, Zuckuss is the bug and 4-Lom was the droid with a 3p0 body and a bug head. IG-88 is the skinny droid and we all know who Boba Fett is.

@ Brain_Slug-
I had exactly the same thought when I saw this damned ad! No way a phone could be a collectible, the way they become obsolete so fast.

The Holy Ghost resigned over PED suspicions, leaving the door wide open for friendly Mr. Mailman.

The Lord's technology is cyclical.

In the time that it took to watch that trailer
I rebooted this franchise.

Well, the story was that BKV was writing the script, so at least he can crush his own children rather than watch some third party do it.

But who shall play the OTHER lesbian space-alien? Inquiring minds want to know!

Yeah, there was supposed to be a script for that being developed. It was my favorite monthly comic for ages. It got kinda bad then went on hiatus, but I'd still like to see it as a movie. But if they pull it off, what will they call it?

Yes. I will start now by giving their album my Best of the Decade award. In twenty years, everyone will realize how forward-thinking I was. I'll be some sort of music critic overlord.

Oh, wait, Eddie Izzard's best shows all took place during the '90s, even if they came out this decade. Hrm. So, yeah, maybe he has no place on a decade list. But still, funny.

They left out Eddie Izzard, and he's not hated. At least, I think he isn't. If he is, he shouldn't be.

Okay, that wasn't all I have to say about this, I just said it fast on the off chance I'd get a firstie.

The pitch
Five guys who are 1/5th of a leading man… together… makes… a good movie?

I scrolled down looking for the "holy shit that is a weird looking kid" thread, knowing I would find it. Tiger, your genealogy for her is closest to what I was thinking.

Terry got what was going on. He took some shit for it, but he knew.

I YouTube'd Silvia Night last year. She was said to have complained about Greeks, so the audience in Athens booed her. It was kinda funny.

Apparently Sacha Baron Cohen's next project is to crash Eurovision. He will fail. With all the weird, stupid shit that goes on there, he'll fit right in, which is exactly what he doesn't want to do.

Tyler Perry's Why Did I get Married 2, Too?, Part 2: Attack of Tyler Perry's The Clones

The Tiant taint!? El Tainte?