I've just ended a 1 year + posting drought to say that the response to this post, and this reply in particular, have drawn me back into the wild world of AVC commenting.

Well, the Pornos touring band is 9 people, so they could put up quite a fight. And Dan's omnipresent beer bottle would be a good weapon.

Dijonase, signs are good. according to setlist.fm, they keep a very similar setlist night to night.

Yeah, Bejar always had a bottle of booze in his hand that night… but his voice was fine, and he never messed up the others, so I think it was more good than not that he was there.

I was at this, too. My third House of Blues show.

The Hater has been, consistently, my favorite AV Club bit.

Oh, God! Is that what happened to Ian Kennedy?

@Kirk

re: getting rid of them:
Maybe we can just tell them what P-town is famous for? Then they'll disappear into the distance, leaving only the smell of stale beer and one last, fleeting "No homo!"

Oh, man! He's 31? Dude is the new Roberto Petagine!

Well, SOMETHING had to give.

@Rochelle - Allright, do you want one from Sean the O'Situation or Patrick McSnooki or whatever they're gonna be called.

I'm simply poking fun at the fact that the team was carried by a day 1 call up, no harm done!

Call me when they have the "scrawny white guy of mixed national heritage" version.

It's OK, we can't all have top-tier superstars like Darnell McDonald.

YOU HAVE TO SHOUT BECAUSE OF THE COWBELL! TAMPA CROWDS LOVE COWBELL! IT'S LOUD!

Not only do I live on Cape Cod, where this horrorshow might film, I sometimes work for a newspaper there… GOD WILLING, I MIGHT GET TO COVER THIS SHIT IN AN OFFICIAL CAPACITY!

2ex and the 2ity

I mean, I can't even bring myself to get mad at Hollywood anymore. I mean, the eTRade baby announcement wrecked the last, tiny sliver of respect I had for movie studios.

I thought this was an April Fool's review
HAHA guys, they're MAKING A PREQUEL TO THE SILLY CLASSIC/ZOMBIE MASHUP! APRIL FOOLZ! THAT WOULD BE DUMB!