They were probably married for eight months.

"It's not short for Thomasina?"

Like anyone would want to M this.

This is a thing that could also be another thing.

Beans, beans - the musical fruit
The goggles do nothing, that gun won't shoot

Chris Breault is getting extremely good at wasting time at AV Club Towers.

We have two commandments and we have faith in the Holy Duality - what's not to like?

You guess?

[SHEDS SINGLE TEAR A LA IRON EYES CODY]

I should…

I'll drink and drug to that.

Yup, a cure for addiction = a cure for the self.

I hear he got bombed on phantoms.

Yes, but wasn't she in an action movie that same year?

True.

With Friendlys like these, who needs enema?

In remote areas of Australia there are children – born into cults after generations of incest – with physical deformities, emotional problems and intellectual disabilities, living in squalid conditions that lack even basic amenities. Some do not the ability of speech; some cannot even wash or clothe themselves.

Really? Will you really?

- 49% of Americans.

No. It is the Billy Everteens who are wrong.