Fox: Faking it until we.. uh, fake it some more.

Name taken in vain!

Quit getting off lawns, start looking at clouds.

The Bernie 'R' good enough…

Just like diabetes and colorectal cancer.

The only way to win, it seems, is not to play.

Below Canada.

Don't allude, allusionist. SAY IT IN FULL.

It's dragon on and on, this saga.

Less of the 'old', kid.

We is.

Dissing Kimmel? Ye unfaithful.

I blame all these micropisseries. Goddamn hipsters doing untold damage to Big Piss.

Are things not going well at the piss factory?

"Soon"?

The AV Club has always been at war with subeditors.

In Russia, Facebook own you!

Tinker, Tyler, soldiered on, died.

Upvoted for A Man Escaped, which, unlike Thanksgiving, is all meat and no fat.

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