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Hellboy 3: The Sick Kid Brigade (featuring real sick kids)

Getting Ron Perlman back into that make up would take a miracle.

I wonder if Del Toro has ever read Junji Ito. If he did a very, very hard R adaptation of Hellstar Remina then that would be, without a doubt, the most balls out amazing thing to hit the cinema in decades. It would be like if I'm talking Del Toro throwing caution at the wind and letting all his cards show to unnerve

They're fantastic. Mac DeMarco is fantastic. Life is fantastic when you think about it.

Or so we were told. Unbeknownst to the general public the signal was translated and told us two things:

1.We are not alone.

2.The galaxy is a dangerous place.

Same, I have John Goodman giving me hometown pride. :)

Dazed & Confused

Wut movies/shows celebrating the american spirit are u watching in celebration?

I imagine they'll get around to it when something official comes out.

They still made holocausts and exterminated the Norfolk Starling.

Now its a matter of securing the "Who Would Jesus Screw While Being Screwed To a Cross" trademark for the inevitable porn spoof. ;D

Its a delight that Teti is doing the reviews for this one. Something about Teti covering Nathan For You has a certain synergy, and his writing shows it.

The cabin in Secret Window always seemed cozy enough that I'd really love to live in it.

Does it come with Killer Bob?

Aww fug. :(

Thicke Dick, Thicke Waist, Thicke Tongue & Thicke Fish.

It could veer into some History of Violence territory if the pre-breaking bad past catches up with him post Breaking Bad. Very interesting.

His face looks like it farts.

YES

Far from the point.