To be completely honest…when I first saw the headline I had two thoughts 1) "that little pixie lunatic changed her name to Gork?" and 2) "that little pixie lunatic's name has been Gork all along and we have all been mispronouncing her name because, hey, we're not Icelandic?"

I'm vexy disturbed by all of this nonsense.

Nanu nanu to you.

PEOPLE STILL COOK FOOD IN OVENS AND STUFF?

So how do I go about getting a job at Uber?

That's exactly what happened.

I speak robot and what Alice was trying to say is: ALL YOUR BALLS ARE BELONG TO US.

Short Italian guys rejoice!

That'll happen with too much bran.

I am the Raven…coo coo ca chu!

His father Captain Crunch died at Lucky Charm castle. You should really binge watch it over the weekend.

Maybe I'm in the minority, but as a fan of GoT….there's no point in reading a hacked script because why would I want to ruin next week's episode for myself? This is so dumb and yet someone went to a lot of trouble to do this…and I don't know why.

You think this behavior is new?? I think you just described the Roman Empire.

I think you need to switch to decaf.

Pretty sure the US has been hated around the globe way before Trump and the Cubs…but yeah, what you said.

Exactly, they would've found a way to lose regardless.

The Noid could be the villain. That would add 20-25 minutes easily.

There are so many villains, there will be at least two trilogies!

Clinton Road…the walk of shame you dare not go…

EVERYBODY TALKIN' 'BOUT…POP MUSIC!