Wow! The new site looks exactly like the old one!

Wow! The new site looks exactly like the old one!

Wow! The new site looks exactly like the old one!

Rikers?

Rikers?

Rikers?

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!

Please tell me those two boys were yours.

I had a Bad Time seeing Good Time. It's so, so, so bad. Save your money and buy yourself something nice instead.

Man…the way she's looking at me there…it's kind of like she's groping me…in my mind.

YAY!

Was he half-Wookie? NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

That damn Star Wars week almost killed me.

You could go work for Uber?

Well for one, they're super hard to catch.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice…

That joke isn't funny anymore

Ticket monkey!