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Well then he deserves an Oscar!

"President Cruz" is looking really good right now.

Guessing it was the same person? But yes…that person.

The person who should be getting an Oscar® is the casting director for casting Gal Gadot…what a stroke of genius. OH wait…there's no Oscar® for casting directors.

Wow, people. Wow.

You're supposed to do the carb loading 12 hrs before. And it's usually supposed to be just pasta ala noodles and red sauce. That's what I used to do but honestly, I'm not sure if it did any good. But it didn't do me any harm either. And I would only do it before big races.

Well that's easy…I think the only movie I ever walked out of (I'm no quitter)…was Back to the Beach starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon in 1987 (had to look that up). The movie had Fishbone and Pee Wee Herman which were enough for me at the time but about 20 minutes in, I was out.

I'll bring the s'mores!

I'm a parent and Sing was awful. I'll never forget the look my wife shot me about 10 minutes into the movie. I'm lucky to be alive.

No. But that's funny if I were.

I'm a cracker. Does that count?

I vote that "DJ Jazzy Jeff Mangum" can say jive. I mean, you're a DJ.

How appropriate!

Surf's Up was sooo good. And sooo long ago. So I'll agree with you…but Surf's Up needs to count for something.

Has a movie ever gotten an F here? There has to be a few right?

What's up with Abu Dhabi in the background? I mean, I could see how all of those medieval knights would've been tired by the journey…I can't expect them to fight after traveling a few thousand miles by land or by sea, when I can't stay awake after flying 2 hours on Southwest?

Yoda could've beaten all of them in 1/10th of the time. Young Yoda that is. Young backflipping, ass kicking, angry Yoda.

The only soup I'll eat is Cream of Sum Yung Gy.

Bon Jovi!

I've actually seen it in person. And it's the most underwhelming thing you could imagine. Meeting Trump would be so much more exciting.