GREEN OREOS ARE PEOPLE!

Or just make the waffles and fried chicken oreos and be done with it.

I have no reason to doubt this.

I walked past the Waffles and Maple Syrup Oreos last night in the market and that took about as much will power as I could possibly muster to not buy them. I was quite proud of myself but now I can't stop thinking about them.

Apparently…you've never seen 7 Days in Hell.

Something tells me Katie Nolan could eat this guy for breakfast.

This is absolutely my worst fear. I can't even imagine what he's going through right now.

Good job mom. Looks like you're taking this chaperone thing really seriously.

Because SPOILER ALERT Gru seems like he's going villian again. And I'm assuming if they want to wrap it up with a pretty bow…he'll realize he's wrong again and he'll make a transformation to good Gru at the end?

I don't blame them for trying to squeeze everything they can out of the minions but yeah…the less the better at this point. And something tells me #4 will be very similar to #1 in story. Which is good? Because the first one was good? Except we've seen it before. Either way…I didn't feel like I wasted my money, thanks…

I went and saw Despicable Me with Anonymous Boy…and it wasn't as bad as everyone is making it out to be. It's a goofy, fun movie that's not as good as the first one. But it's certainly not bad.

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK INTO MY GOOD EAR.

You're allowed to say "these fucking power plants".

I'm gonna tweet your address to Morrissey.

If he'd pay the fine, he'd be out. He knows what he's doing.

Wow. I actually remember that. And the voice over is Jean Shepard!

I think you're technically a Gen-Xer…1961-1981?

He was the best child twiddler I've ever seen.

Everything is faster now!

Figuratively…yes.