Trump

My daughter informed me today that tomatoes are actually fruit, not vegetables. She's 14 and she's known to be wrong so I checked the internet, which is obviously correct 100% of the time. And I think she's right, at least scientifically.

You know where you are, right?

Link?

Uh…

I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!

WHO CARES?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I saw Transformers with my son today.

Willingly and gladly.

And I'll do it for half. HALF DISNEY! ARE YOU LISTENING?

I'm available. I'll do anything they want me to.

You are not alone.

But it makes the snow all nice and soft!

That farm upstate is called Puppy Lake.

She's finally gonna get a piece of the pie!

Well…yeah…helmed by Hawley. I would hope. His name is on the credits.

More like 25 Shades…because he's smaller.

He looks like he's trying to be Edge from Rattle and Hum era U2.

If that song isn't in the movie, someone needs to be fired.