Like cocaine.

HA! I'm married. I'll be wearing my cargo shorts. This weekend in fact. Suck it singles.

Unbearable urge? HAMMERBUTT! That's what.

Ramsay Bolton: The Early Years

You gotta make sure they check their spears at the door.

THE WOOKIE!

I was hoping for a Sum 4182 unholy union.

But you're a Cap'n!

Hey everybody! We have a concerned parent over here!

Get a free pocket protector for opening up a savings account!

Say what you will about her but Chewbacca Mom would've never called the cops on this kid.

Florida. I'll say it for you.

Don't get cocky!

Don't expect a school to be rational and reasonable. YOUR FIRST MISTAKE! LET IT BE YOUR LAST!

Ozzy is going to be Troyzan in about 25 years.

Maybe it's not Tom Cruise's creepy smile but the fact that he jumps on couches on national tv and worships Xenu? Just sayin'.

Why's that dude wearing a sweater in the showe…..oh.

I lived in Glendale as well and Armenians are super closed off to the rest of the community. Which is fine, but man, they seem like the unhappiest people. Sure…what with the genocide and all but jeez…they could lighten up. Glendale's not that bad. They should be happy they don't live in Burbank.

The mouth on this kid!

English people don't need to say one word and I can pick 'em out of a group in like 3 seconds. They don't even need to smile. Their pasty white skin mixed with shorts and black socks are all I need to see.