I mean, there were big expectations going into the season last year but Jared Goff has got to step it up this season if they want to even get a sniff at the playoffs.

Baldwin's a tough one. Nowhere near on the same level as SP but yeah, he's not what I would call a favorite. But I would go see and Alec Baldwin film/tv show. And I usually don't divide my pop culture up that way…I support a lot of artists who don't hold my world view but at some point, you gotta draw a line in the…

Whatever he's calling himself, it's still spelled d-o-u-c-h-e.

In theory, this is awesome. In reality…we'll see. I think Mike Myers riffing on bad gong show acts would be right in his sweet spot.

I would think they'd have to get used to that. I'm not one to ask for an autograph…I'm assuming they'd rather you leer at them than speak to them! At least that's what I tell myself.

Yep. And I think she's purty too. But I can't listen to her in general.

Sean Penn. I take nothing away from his acting ability. But he's such a wretched person that I can't in good conscience go see any of his movies now.

I liked him in Vinyl too.

I walked past her about a year or so ago ; I saw her from a distance and thought to myself "wow, that woman looks like Gwyneth Paltrow". As she got closer I thought to myself "wow, that IS Gwyneth Paltrow". She was so freakin' absolutely beautiful. And she was just wearing a t-shirt, jeans and basic makeup. She was…

Maybe Robin Williams can do the same thing on the Peter Pan ride?

Ah the good ol' days.

How in the world do you not lead off this story with "Ex-Playboy bunny who once had surgery to look more like the animated Jessica Rabbit.."??? How is that the next to last line in the story?

WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold on their fella…don't be bringing that common sense crap to the internet, someone's likely to get hurt.

Also known as Tatooine.

OH MAN. Sorry about that. JEEZ. That's rough. I don't know either of you but…I think she did you a favor!

That would be Chipotle.

If it's anything like the Panda Express test kitchen, I'm all in.

'Fess up…

He dead.

I think of Will Ferrell eating spaghetti with maple syrup.