Not a fucking clue what the fuck this fuckin comment is fuckin referring to. Fuck.

Lou Ferrigno was a disgrace on Celebrity Apprentice.
(Hulk repeat ad nauseam Hulk give 110%.)

I hope she finally fucks Eldin. Fucks him in the ass.

Or a lady, in bed.

Oh Sean, that is such a hipster doofus thing to do, calling the original Poltergeist a Toby Hooper film. Everyone knows that the true creative force behind it was that freaky little troll lady.

something something wrong shipping lane

Cock Knee - A fucking weird leg injury.

OMG! We're headed straight for that half drowned, starving polar bear!

The crew keep freaking out and sliding down inflatable chutes into the gaping jaws of blood thirsty ravenous union bosses.

If this was a Porno themed cruise the captain would have to go down on the ship.

Jet Packs to the rescue!!!

And then be eaten by sharks…

So, your boss is Chinese?

You are a far better person than I. I tried to stay with just one complete episode but my uterus packed up and moved to Miami, because the show made my uterus want to never bear children. Apparently, Miami is where uteri go to retire. Who knew?

Some fat assed white bitches fucking black dudes and talking about their farts and queefs is not nothing out of the ordinary.

"Unbelievably Fucking Stupid Ideas just called. He says he's very impressed."

Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho could each give you few million reason$ why…

What up with rock? And the deal with stone? Me right?!… Vagina.

I don't get this. Is it just me?

The bitch stole my vagina…