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You work so hard, Sac.

You work so hard, Sac.

Last week Tracey called Jenna Jane. It looked and sounded intentional. I laughed.

Not naked, you mean?!

And I'm an idiot and I figured out that you are stupid.

And his only real skill - except of course for his Boston teenager character with Rachael Dracht - is his impressions. So, doing a bad Baldwin is such a… um… such a Baldwin.

Paul McCartney really hasn't been"Paul McCartney" for some time now. And Kim Kardashian has never been "Paul McCartney." So, yeah, there is some difference between them.

Well, as a student of the industry I can conclusively declare that Hazel was poorly received because most of humanity is total shit; Complete fuckin' abominations of nature - dull, fat, self satisfied, semiconscious, tedious weaklings. That's the show's target audience…

You have issues.

"No, I want them to know!"

What are you, the Mayor of Calender Facts?

That is some heavy duty thinking, right there…

Emerged?! He was genius from the get go!

Emerged?! He was genius from the get go!

Now we know what you think.

I first thought you posted to the wrong thread, but then I thought what the fuck, I don't care.

"Dangerously" - Ha! What self important, overly critical, tedious dopes some people chose to be…

Complaining about the lightness of plot on 30 Rock's live episode?! We are truly living on a Planet of Morons™. People suck and then they die. So there's that.

I watch now just to see how the guest host will be used… Or employed… Or implemented… Or integrated. Or featured. Or exploited. Or demystified. Or canonized. But utilized? No, I never watch now just to see how the guest host will be utilized.

I, too, fixate on the minor, inconsequential aspects of life, sacrificing a healthy and natural appreciation for the bigger pleasures & wonders in exchange for a much more narrow, obsessive compulsive, tedious need to clinically dissect the slightest variations of two otherwise essentially identical live TV