Yes, you win!

Short drive, fer shur

Your comment faintly reeks of douchebaggyness.

California doesn't laugh at it's own senseless choice to be living in forest fire, earthquake, mudslide, and crazy person ridden California.

My favorite local neighborhood cock ring store, Beef Loops, was driven out of business by the Cock Ring Warehouse.

I understand a distinct minority of the words in your comment.

Whatcha say? I wasn't paying attention, I was thinking how amazingly interesting and hot I am.

Leave a couple of these beauties in the disgusting free mint bowl next to the cash register. "Mommy, this mint doesn't taste good…."

I would have thought the best way to wear it would be your finger going right into it.

@Scrawler2:disqus  Disney, in fact, was prescient in making the villainous cats Asian, because, as we are now experiencing 4 decades later, Asia is quite the Global Villain, what with all their commercial, industrial, educational, and culinary dominance. Lousy Asian Pussies…

You got a problem with an opportunistic colonial empire government imposing its Anglo Saxon/Western European centric world view upon the impressionable tender minds of America's youth? Well, do ya, punk?

I enjoy stories about animals that behave slightly less savage and demented than humans do.

The poor guy's strung as tight as a… wire.

Why is everyone pretending to ignore me? It's so stupid.

Seriously, can you believe I'm still this hot?!

You can ride me like a rented mule anytime…

Don't even think of asking…