"The instructions said to pull firmly at both ends for maximum explosion."

"The instructions said to pull firmly at both ends for maximum explosion."

Seriously, WTF?!

Seriously, WTF?!

Silent? Ha!

Silent? Ha!

The east coast is doing all it can to get as far away as possible from that horrible pesky west coast.

The east coast is doing all it can to get as far away as possible from that horrible pesky west coast.

I also have an odd couple.

I also have an odd couple.

Hey, who's got two thumbs and a righteous pair of union busting bazongas? This girl…

Hey, who's got two thumbs and a righteous pair of union busting bazongas? This girl…

In sympathy with our working class heroes, today I'm fondling and tweaking my nips till they're very sore.

In sympathy with our working class heroes, today I'm fondling and tweaking my nips till they're very sore.

You people keep talking about box office gross. That's just so gross.

Well, it's illiterately the stupidest site I've ever seen.

The original title, It's Messy, goes to "11." This new title, The Mindy Cohn Project, also goes to "11."

Stupid young people with your stupid young people jokes. Get old already.

Mick Jagger? I'd fuck him… I think I did…

The Graduate 2: Merchandising & Product Placement!