What about:
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I agree completely.  Loved the Zaphod character, Sam Rockwell was hilarious in the movie.

And to single out the best THING on the album — the Talking Goat sketch?

SPONGE WARS

Murray OWNED GBII:
- calling the prosecutor "Kitten" . . . 
- his psychic cable show (up there with Bassmasters")
- the old MAN EATING TOASTER" bit . . .

"Your mother!!!!"

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

"Let's take away the puppy."

"I've got it . . .  know what I'll do . . . I'll solve your little problem . . .

"My parents left me that house.  I grew up there."

I LOVE YOUR NAME

WRONG.  THE 90S BANDS WERE REACTING TO INCREASINGLY LAME ASS BANDS WHO COULDN'T SING, PLAY GUITAR OR TRULY ROCK OUT AND WERE JUST CORPORATE STOOGES . . . . NIRVANA WASN'T EMBARRASED TO BE ROCK STARS THEY JUST THOUGHT THAT THE CURRENT GLAM ROCK SHIT WAS LAME.  THEY STILL FUCKING ROCKED OUT.  NOW THAT THEY ARE OLD AND…

CLASSIC ROCK IS ETERNAL AS IS THE DOUCHINESS OF THE PERSON WHO COINED THE PHRASE CLASSIC ROCK PARADIGM.

BULLSHIT.  CLASSIC ROCK INCLUDES THE POLICE, THE CARS, THE BANGLES, RUSH, G N R, AC/DC, KEITH RICHARDS SOLO ALBUM, VAN HALEN, ALL WHICH CAME AFTER THE 70S WERE OVER.

HOW THE FUCK WAS SMASHING PUMPKINS "INNOVATIVE?"

YOU ARE A LOSER
REMEMBER IN LALLAPALOOZA WHEN THE BEASTIE BOYS WENT BEFORE SMASHING PUMPKINS?  SO WRONG . . . STILL WRONG . . . ALWAYS WILL BE WRONG . . . AND YOU'RE WRONG

VAN HALEN IS CLASSIC ROCK

This brings up a recurring theme for me - why isn't the AV Club doing more to help its readers discover other such offerings?  Not only naming them but telling us where we can download them without getting a million viruses on our computers????  That would be nice.

100 Miles & Running = best hip hop album in the last 5 years.  
Daytona 5000 = best hip hop song in the last 5 years.

Not true.  No. 1, Gandalf's powers grew from the Hobbit to the LoTR because the power of evil and the threat to the world grew, and in magic there is always a response to such increases in magic on the dark side.  No. 2, Gandalf's powers in the Hobbit were also not in evidence because there was no need for them.  His…