I don't like that the actor who played Jay Leno in "The Late Shift" looks even more smug than Jay Leno. It's an uncomfortable amount of smugness.

airports busier than ever
Well, at least if you're going to Thailand you might want to rethink it:

I don't understand
why the shirts look like camp-counselor-wear.

What in God's name…
is a "Stuttering" John Melendez?

Oh, Madge
What alt-crap design might I turn into after soaking in a Disney stream?

well…
it gets you to watch, doesn't it?

Way to go, Outsourcing!

"…fantastically arresting TV."
Duh. Duh duh duh. Fox Reality Channel is the Pandora's Box of awfulness, so I guess I'm not surprised. Oh, and did I mention, duh?

i keep forgetting
that VH1 exists. It still lives on as 80s vids and Pop-up Video for me.

hardy har har
Funniest thing he's done since "The Magic Christian."

The 90s
I thought Dan Akroyd got spiritually wasted with "Soul Man." Wasn't that awful?

According to deadoraliveinfo.com, he is still alive.

Bill O'Reilly
makes my mind hurt. If anything, I think he should rewrite the O'Reilly factor to "The James Garner Power Hour." If I'm going to watch an older gentleman on television, it's going to be James Garner.

And don't forget…
Angels in America was almost banned at a school recently. Because anyone with AIDS should be shunned.

That's definitely diarrhea… induced by Katy Perry.

That's definitely diarrhea… induced by Katy Perry.

I'd like a Rachel Perry doll. Best VH1 VJ ever!

Cut-Out or Plastic
Both words to describe Katy Perry, but what is the doll? The picture up there definitely has lines around her. Lines for cutting her out and undressing her to refit into whatever preferred paper clothes you happen to have lying around.

Expectations
If Julianna Margulies is around, something awful is about to go down.

GOOP
That's what you need to put in your hair to make sure it stiffens dramatically. Enough to cut the flesh of your enemies.