I watch everything on my computer. I own a TV; it's just not plugged in. Why pay for extra cable channels when you can watch everything on-line?

Television
If there's one thing not having television has saved me from, it's this. I wonder when DVD box sets of the Emmys are going to start coming out…

Doesn't this happen to all old people?
"Pretty soon she'll only speak in whiny stammers, and walk by constantly falling down." Am I wrong?

I'm sangry!
What was the point of watching countless hours of Seinfeld reruns at 5:00, 6:30, and 10:30 on FOX and CBS if some college idiots are just going to get all their knowledge second-hand to play the Scene It game, clearly the payoff for all the hard-working, syndicated TV fans out there?

Martha Stewart for President!
Because why not?

French
Is that what makes the portmanteau such a popular form of speech for Ms. Gillette?

hate a plane
I thought Sarah Palin hated planes. Didn't she sell the former Governor's private jet? She should be shooting planes out of the sky from a wolf's back. That would be more apropos.

hooray
Portmanteaus have returned!

*bucket. Can't write very well on just one bottle of Corona, can you?

A bottle of Corona each?

Speech This!
For someone so concerned with free speech, I imagined he'd have learned to read cue cards fast enough to not look like he was sounding everything out for the first time. Anyone else get a creepy, psychopath vibe from his eyes widening like he's the villain in a silent horror film?

Mysteries
Maybe Eileen Ford thought she was representing Ford Motors when she said "She's a believable human being." Maybe Christie Brinkley is the first of Ford's Robo-Mamas.

dudes
Another "Hey, it's that dude" is Christopher Gorham who plays Henry on Ugly Betty as ghostie James.