Christ, that's awesome. You and @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus win the AV Club today.

What's scented meat?

Stop saying shit like that, man. It's unprofessional.

Listen to your friend @avclub-c2f1c4ca8c389f37c0d3c838bb27ef25:disqus. He's a cool dude.

Georgetown. They're all in Georgetown.

I know it's been said already, but Jesus, that whole scene was terrifying. I don't think I breathed until it cut to commercial.

A for me. The best episode so far in an already kickass season.

Oh, Magnolia Mud. I'm starving, you jerk. And really missing Austin.

I feel bad voting in categories where I've only seen one of the contenders, but your list is pretty close to mine.

A vote like that deserves ANEURYSM AFTER ANEURYSM AFTER ANEURYSM!

Those two are in my top 5 favorite books ever. The beauty of recommending either is that I've never heard anyone say, "I read it and hated it." Simple writing and epic stories seems to appeal to pretty much everyone.

I HOPE A DOG TAKES A CRAP ON YOUR FACE

His disgusted face as he was doing it was perfection.

Yay!

His baffled smile when she named her rate was priceless.

So tense, and you could read the desperation on his face. And as villainous as they were, I'm a sibling too, and I choked up during that scream.

Is he, though? I thought there was an audible crunch (and a visible bump) when Dewey took off in the truck, so I assumed he ran Miller over. I haven't rewatched the scene, though, could be way off.

Hell yeah, Carmen Sandiego.

Yes, exactly!

Yup. I appreciated what she tried to do, I guess, and some of the supporting characters were interesting, but I don't feel the need to revisit it.