Whatever it was, it was the first one I've read all the way through, instead of skimming the headlines for any of my shows. Bravo, Todd! *throws flowers on What's On Tonight's grave*

"I'm…I'm not feeding them."

The correct answer is all of the above, yeah?

Not nearly enough Keri Russell screaming SHOW THEM YOUR FACE.

I wish. The drive from Houston to Austin isn't terrible but I don't have that week free.

He was delightful in RocknRolla, too. But Warrior wins for me, every time, even without Hardy and all the eye candy. It's just a beautiful, affecting movie.

I was thinking the same thing! Then I had to click on the Elton John link because I needed that Photoshop fix. Hardy wearing those giant glasses never fails to kill me.

That is no country for old memes.

It's a headache, but the fact that SXSW lasts two weeks helps thin out the crowds a lot. And there are tons of free shows, which is fun.

Ian McKellen will live forever, DO YOU HEAR ME?

I'm picky about what I watch, and I love Elementary. But I think other than that, football and the occasional Crazy Ones, CBS has little to grab me.

News Break

I love that CBS would be the network with Pictures of Food. It's a joke, yes, but damn that just sounds right.

…possibly vulgar outbursts

World needs plenty'a bartenders!

No explanation is needed. That's the line in the review that actually made me consider not playing dead when my mom inevitably asks me to go see it with her.

I adore her, but I thought the reason they wrote her off Downton is because she asked to leave?

*launches long, drunken explanation of how this saying came about*

What.

Never go full retard, Farrell.