That's going to be my next project — I decided so after watching The World's End just a few days ago, and loving the hell out of it. Is Spaced on Netflix?

I quite liked the 2011 film version, not so much for Fassbender (who is, yes, a great actor) but mainly for Mia Wasikowska. I thought she nailed the icy fragility of Jane. I'd only seen her in The Kids are All Right, and I thought she was fine in that, but watching her play Jane and then star in Stoker (which I just…

Hear hear! Merry Christmas, @avclub-6a468de7d95c61884c9375028e903849:disqus.

Did you know my mother was a jazz singer?

Aww, back atcha, Planet!

Me neither. I'm pretty sure that we shouldn't be ashamed of it.

Hey, congrats, @icecreamplanet:disqus!

Sadly, my name's not SuccessfulLadyWriterWhoIsFamousontheTV.

Yes…go on…

*slaps*

*hugs*

It's the best time of the year!

Have a great vacation, dickface! Don't mind us, we'll just be here talking about you…nothing interesting…

GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY

There are dozens of us left, damn it — dozens!

"Just like the ones I used to bloooooowwwwwww…."

Our raunchy radio version was always some guy's version of that song, but singing it in character as a tranny: "walkin' round in women's underwear." Oh, rural Texas.

Oh, your job sounds way cooler than mine! But yes, let's talk! I'll get at you via email.

I actually would have liked to see that — if only because it seems like nothing he's ever done (or at least not seriously).

a bit gravelly from hard work, yelling at ball games, cigars and cheap whisky