Gotta love the one where Chevy Chase plays the Mel-Gibson-after-anti-semitic-rant-arrest. That was some funny shit.

Dandelion wine (which seems to be a real thing but I've never seen it for sale) and watermelon sugar.

There are actually three Ultima games for the NES: Exodus, Quest of the Avatar and Warriors of Destiny. I think I liked Avatar the best of the bunch and couldn't get into Exodus at all.

The cops are well groomed with muscled physiques
In Gay Town
Their tan uniforms are tailored in chic
In Gay Town
Any young black male who walks down the street
Is gonna get stopped by a car full of meat…

That's easy. Their shitty remake or whatever of "I Had The Time Of My Life." Get a couple people who can't sing to do a bad, autotuned karaoke of a song that sucks to begin with and you would only have half of this song. B/C there's rapping on it, and it's incredibly lazy rapping.

Weirdest casting of Elizabeth Montgomery tho? She reads the "Sleeping Beauty" Anne Rice series on the audio version.

… "Kisses on the Bottom"? BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!

And "Life During Wartime."

If any of this crap was even half-way listenable, then you might have a point. You are losing exactly nothing by not listening to commercial radio these days. So I think most people can be forgiven for turning on the radio once, hearing what passes for the best music of this generation, and promptly turning it back…

I have a tough time enjoying songs with crappy or bizarre lyrics. Which means I hate most music on the radio, I guess. But really wtf is the singer saying in this song? "Heaven's got a plan for you"??? So… kill yourself?

I think it's a brilliant condemnation of the state of music these days when Bruno Mars is praised for ripping off and sounding like another artist. Bravo, good sir! Bravo! You managed to sound a lot like an actually GOOD band there for a second.

I don't consider Buffalo Exchange, Red Light or those places to be actual thrift stores. It's like because a thrift store sells old records, you wouldn't call a used record store a thrift store. Most thrifts are charity shops, and they price clothes very cheap (usually).

I haven't really watched a lot of SCTV since I was a kid (back when it actually aired on TV), so the funniest thing I remember from the show is Count Floyd, one of the few things on there that I could relate to, having watched a lot of those creature feature shows growing up with the inane host trying and failing to…

Bad News Bears qualifies as a sports movie, right?

But… Leroy's mama says surf nazis must die!

My son's lullaby as a baby was Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" (the recent-ish live version). He's also worn out the TMBG "Here Come the ABCs" DVD.

Oh I've purchased lots of great music (and some shitty music) based on the name: The Fartz "Fuck Art, Let's Fart" and The Crucifucks being a couple of the better ones.

Favorite Taang band? Spore.

Yes. I actually really liked the cartoon, tho I was sure I was going to hate it when I first saw the commercials.

"…and if you gaze into the dildo, the dildo gazes into you."