I think it's that we are meant to root for a couple whose relationship is defined by controlling, manipulation and violence ("whoops I knocked you across the room! Don't know my own vampire strength!")

Not to be "that guy" but I think I've seen all of ten minutes of one of Scary Movies and never wanted to see any more of any of them after that. So yes, I was just making a snarky joke/reference.

This movie's gonna make Scary Movie 2 look like Scary Movie 3!

"Look at me, I'm french! I'm a sophisticated rapper!" - Trey Songz.

That's the french for ya. They're called "frogs" for a reason: they're either making a puddle or jumping over one.

KDOC is basically a UHF channel which has always operated a bit outside of the rule book that network channels have to follow. Howard Stern had a show on there ages ago that featured nudity in practically every episode. They also gave oddball shows to local "celebrities" like The Poor Man (from KROQ radio) or had…

There are dwarf… giants?

I was always more a fan of Hotter Than Hell.

So does your mom's box.

The crazy hippy in the beginning, the dinner table stuff w/ Grandpa, and the one dude hitting the girl in the sack and yelling "stay down" while he was driving (even when she stopped moving), were all laugh out loud moments for me. Maybe I'm just totally desensitized.

The crazy hippy in the beginning, the dinner table stuff w/ Grandpa, and the one dude hitting the girl in the sack and yelling "stay down" while he was driving (even when she stopped moving), were all laugh out loud moments for me. Maybe I'm just totally desensitized.

Not having seen the "Watch This" part of the title, I got excited thinking this was going to be a longer piece like "New Cult Canon" or something. TCSM really deserves a longer write up, even if everything has already been said about the film that could be said.

Not having seen the "Watch This" part of the title, I got excited thinking this was going to be a longer piece like "New Cult Canon" or something. TCSM really deserves a longer write up, even if everything has already been said about the film that could be said.

@avclub-6306191656d4dbe2a412a4f248a3793f:disqus  Except that Nabin doesn't ever say that all of Billy Crystal's past work is horrible. He simply states that Crystal has always seemed like an old man yearning for years past, and in this film he finally IS that old man. The "nastiness" in the review all stems from the…

@avclub-6306191656d4dbe2a412a4f248a3793f:disqus  Except that Nabin doesn't ever say that all of Billy Crystal's past work is horrible. He simply states that Crystal has always seemed like an old man yearning for years past, and in this film he finally IS that old man. The "nastiness" in the review all stems from the…

Funny, I know a lot of people love this album but it's not even in my top three Police picks (a band that didn't have a very long discography). One of the songs I like the most off the album, tho, is "Mother." So unlike apparently most people, I dislike the album except for that one weird, screechy song on it.

Funny, I know a lot of people love this album but it's not even in my top three Police picks (a band that didn't have a very long discography). One of the songs I like the most off the album, tho, is "Mother." So unlike apparently most people, I dislike the album except for that one weird, screechy song on it.

I didn't bother to read the review, so was wondering… Is this just a two-hour adaptation of Time Haters?

I didn't bother to read the review, so was wondering… Is this just a two-hour adaptation of Time Haters?

The gun is good! The penis is evil!