I was sure someone else would point out that it sounds like it's about a blowjob. This is the only reason I don't hate this song. Now "Shine" on the other hand…. Fuck them for stealing the title of a great Meat Puppets song! (OK they probably had never heard that song before, but still, fuck em.)

Having not seen this episode, I'm going to guess the Steve Harvey bit had to do with his hosting The Family Feud, which was just out and out weird. Someone thought that adding sex and drug references would make an old game show new again, and Steve Harvey's role was act shocked every single time a contestant said…

When a black cat… crosses my path… a woman in the moon is singing to the earth… la la la, la la la la la la…

"Goooo on do your duuurty business!"

Upvoting/Downvoting is the fuckin worst idea ever in the history of everything ever. Good job in coming up with the worst idea ever.

I'm guessing the porn knock-off will be titled something like All The Boys Have Sex With Then Pull Out and Spooge On The Face of Mandy Lane.

It would feel so wrong and right, man!

Hawaiian Punchline
A Buffet of Their Own
The Ladyfingers
The Barbecue Pit
Mazes and Marzipan

Big 2: Even Bigger.

"I've been to a Gwar concert… but I've never been to meeeee…"

I actually really like most of the album that Dirty Laundry is on (please lord don't let the title of the album be "Dirty Laundry" or I'll look like a real fool). Don Henley is probably a very insufferable person, but I don't get the hate for his music, at least on that album. (I'm actually not a fan of "Boys of…

Have the Rolling Stones killed!

Were they little girls at the time? I heard he loves them.

I'll fuck anything that moves!

The whole review is riddled with mistakes including what looks like sentence rewrites where the original sentence was just left there half-finished. It's almost like no one proofreads these things….

Good morning, son!

Cex stop being so self-referential
Frankenstein wasn't the monster, he was the creator

I like how the phrase "with all due respect" lets people say whatever fucked up thing they can think of so long as they preface it with that phrase. For instance, with all due respect, Pepsi Jr, that was the worst blowjob I've had in my life. Your mom did a better job last night, and she was asleep. With all due…

But there's no talk about a hefty bag to hold my love.

Sorry but brokencyde should be disqualified from this. There's no such thing as worst brokencyde song b/c they are all equally awful. Thus, choosing one of their songs to single out for this feature would be disingenuous.