I can't imagine how much weirder their first three albums have to be to top songs like "Revenge of Vera Gemini" or "Joan Crawford."

While hiring people to commit B&E and theft is pretty bad, his secret war in Cambodia is probably the bigger sin.

While hiring people to commit B&E and theft is pretty bad, his secret war in Cambodia is probably the bigger sin.

If the Beatles only song was "Good Day Sunshine" they would have been thought of as a decent band and nothing more. In fact, I think you could say the same if their output had been limited to their first few albums & singles. But I also don't agree that one needs "conflict" in order to have a great song, or songs…

If the Beatles only song was "Good Day Sunshine" they would have been thought of as a decent band and nothing more. In fact, I think you could say the same if their output had been limited to their first few albums & singles. But I also don't agree that one needs "conflict" in order to have a great song, or songs…

I'M READY TO MAAAAKE LOVER TO CONCRETE!

I'M READY TO MAAAAKE LOVER TO CONCRETE!

I like "Jizzlober" and "Be Aggressive" off that album way more, but there aren't any really bad songs on there.

I like "Jizzlober" and "Be Aggressive" off that album way more, but there aren't any really bad songs on there.

Jello Biafra liked them well enough to interview them and hang out and eat pizza with 'em at least.

Jello Biafra liked them well enough to interview them and hang out and eat pizza with 'em at least.

I'm going to have to check out BOC's debut album. I think i've heard all of two songs off of it. (I've owned three BOC albums in my life: "Agents of Fortune," "Fire of Unknown Origin" and "Some Enchanted Evening." I think at some point I also had a greatest hits CD.)

I'm going to have to check out BOC's debut album. I think i've heard all of two songs off of it. (I've owned three BOC albums in my life: "Agents of Fortune," "Fire of Unknown Origin" and "Some Enchanted Evening." I think at some point I also had a greatest hits CD.)

I don't think every track on "Boston" is a classic rock staple. Maybe when the album came out, but there's definitely a couple there I've never heard in my life.

I don't think every track on "Boston" is a classic rock staple. Maybe when the album came out, but there's definitely a couple there I've never heard in my life.

They're just kinda boring, really. I don't know how else to say it. Even "More Than A Feeling" only rocks gently.  I actually laughed when I read that they have a song called "Feelin' Satisfied." How about "Doin' Crossword Puzzles on a Sunday Mornin' in Bed"? Or "Sittin' in my Comfy Chair"? There's just nothing…

They're just kinda boring, really. I don't know how else to say it. Even "More Than A Feeling" only rocks gently.  I actually laughed when I read that they have a song called "Feelin' Satisfied." How about "Doin' Crossword Puzzles on a Sunday Mornin' in Bed"? Or "Sittin' in my Comfy Chair"? There's just nothing…

I'ma let Jimmy Eat World finish, but Enya had the best post-9/11 therapy song of all time. Of. All. Time!

I'ma let Jimmy Eat World finish, but Enya had the best post-9/11 therapy song of all time. Of. All. Time!

Thank you. I fuckin' hate this song.