Thank you. I fuckin' hate this song.

Two things about the song "Blue Monday":

Two things about the song "Blue Monday":

When I do end up dancing I pretty much do the Smashing Pumpkins dance. You know, from the Simpsons.

When I do end up dancing I pretty much do the Smashing Pumpkins dance. You know, from the Simpsons.

I would read Rose Madder and Gerald's Game several times over rather than Lisey's Story. As bad as the first two are, Lisey's Story is ten times worse, and actually feels misogynistic rather than misguided feminism.

I would read Rose Madder and Gerald's Game several times over rather than Lisey's Story. As bad as the first two are, Lisey's Story is ten times worse, and actually feels misogynistic rather than misguided feminism.

I really could never get into Foo Fighters. They have a couple songs I like, but they're mostly … background music rock. It's better if you don't pay close attention to it. I remember hearing some of the songs Dave Grohl wrote and tried to get Nirvana to play and just rolling my eyes at how bad they were… well, not…

I really could never get into Foo Fighters. They have a couple songs I like, but they're mostly … background music rock. It's better if you don't pay close attention to it. I remember hearing some of the songs Dave Grohl wrote and tried to get Nirvana to play and just rolling my eyes at how bad they were… well, not…

Is Busytown the opposite of Lazytown?

Is Busytown the opposite of Lazytown?

I kept reading this article and thinking in my head "how is this guy getting away with saying this downright racist things to/while a black man is sitting right there next to him." Then I checked out Lee Daniels' Wiki page and *spoiler alert* he's black. So… I guess it's ok then?

I kept reading this article and thinking in my head "how is this guy getting away with saying this downright racist things to/while a black man is sitting right there next to him." Then I checked out Lee Daniels' Wiki page and *spoiler alert* he's black. So… I guess it's ok then?

My buddy and I refer to the courtesy clerks as "cart donkeys" (said in Shrek's voice) whenever we go to Costco. It is never not funny. So I could certainly see a disgruntled Costco employee following me home.

My buddy and I refer to the courtesy clerks as "cart donkeys" (said in Shrek's voice) whenever we go to Costco. It is never not funny. So I could certainly see a disgruntled Costco employee following me home.

Yes, I'm unsure what Costco they went to that had bags, let alone a cactus.

Yes, I'm unsure what Costco they went to that had bags, let alone a cactus.

I read the description, got to the part about the "dark turn" at the end, and, having read a lot of Joyce Carol Oates but not remembering this one, immediately thought "main character got raped." And from Wiki's plot description, it certainly sounds that way. Fuckin' JCO, man.

I read the description, got to the part about the "dark turn" at the end, and, having read a lot of Joyce Carol Oates but not remembering this one, immediately thought "main character got raped." And from Wiki's plot description, it certainly sounds that way. Fuckin' JCO, man.

I've seen people wearing Firefly shirts several times, but that's about it. "I want to go to the crappy town where I'm a hero," for instance.