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It was REALLY stupid for the entire crew to be couples. I understand it was a colony mission but wouldn't it make more sense to have one part of the couple be with the colonists in the pods? That way you still have someone when you land but your decision making isn't compromised.

Michael Fassbender rocked his dual role (If they fucked, I would have given the film a standing ovation) but my God, the characters make idiotic decisions. And the set up to the plot is just… horrible. You just happened to get awoken during a random storm and then just happen to pick up a signal while repairing the

I would say he is closer to "good man" backwards which is "nam doog," and that doesn't even make sense.

I think the AV Club commentariat is pretty forward thinking for the most part. I think the comment section will be fine. Let's hope I didn't just jinx it.

Just finished the first episode. SO GOOD!

I thought Zero Dark Thirty was far superior to The Hurt Locker (an amazing movie in its own right) so that snub was very bizarre to me.

Kathryn Bigelow beating her ex-husband for the Best Director Oscar was deeply satisfying to watch

I know the original made almost three billion dollars… but I just can't imagine any of these sequels coming close. Avatar has not aged well and it is one of the least rewatchable moves.

I graduate next month, my wardrobe is now fabulous, and I'm doing ok overall. Life doesn't completely suck! I just need to find a job and a boyfriend. Is there an "Indeed.com" where I can apply to be someone's boyfriend?

Late to the party. Great episode, I loved every minute of it.

I remember the first time I saw Singin' in the Rain. I had never been so dazzled by a movie. The singing, dancing, the humor… it was all amazing. And Debbie Reynolds transfixed me. So funny and quick with the jokes, and a beautiful singer and actress.

Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck everything. This year has been too much.

Ugh. Just saw Nocturnal Animals last night.

I'm pretty infuriated with this last episode. It made me think "I wasted 8 hours of my life"

Loving the inclusion of Katya. She single handedly made 2016 tolerable.

As long as Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is in the top 15, I'll be happy. The best show on Network television.

I would have so much sex with him that it is probably a war crime or something. IDK. Also, unrelated, how do you get a restraining order reversed?

Ok so if anyone freeze frames the obituary of Anna T Hicks from "Research Me Obsessively" it is gold

It's emotional flying!

Are you in an improv group playing "Questions Only"?