It's been later…

One of my favorite movies of all time. I have no other contributions. I just love this movie with all my heart.

She had five lines. Definitely botched the last one about Matt Bomer's jawline, but her other speaking moments were fine. She definitely has a commanding presence on screen when she isn't talking (and that is part of the performance). It's still a bit early to tell.

Lasted the whole season of Coven, and only three episodes of Freak Show. Coven was a hot mess, but it was a gloriously wonderful hot mess of biblical proportions. Freak Show was just bad.

Hm. Well it sounds like you've tried pretty much every traditional therapy and regimen. Of course there are more prescription drugs out there, but I can see why you feel like it's getting less and less likely that a traditional regimen will work very well for you. Has therapy plus ADs make it better or is your MDD too…

What other antidepressants have you taken before?

The MTV challenges used to be must watch TV. I think back when I was a teenager, I related to the trashy, messy, fun of it. Now, I look back and see that it was mostly garbage. I think two people who were able to provide truly compelling moments of television, though: Sarah from The Gauntlet and Diem from several…

You made Staff! Can you help me with my Staph infection?

I'm meeeeee!

Low hanging fruit? You know what else is low hanging fruit? My balls! And as Rick would say…"Lick Lick Lick my baaaaalllllls!"

Am I the only one who thought this was fucking incredible?

Amy Sedaris saying "Fandango?" remains the funniest thing I have ever seen.

What work are you Currently Neglecting Thread?

"watching 30 Rock reruns and jazzercising"

I change my vote to yes. Find out if the boyfriend is indeed lying behind Crop Top's back. Gather the information and then abandon ship. Don't keep the facade up longer than needed. Once you obtain the information, you can do whatever you want with it, including winning over Crop Top's heart!

The trick is, you have to work at Sbarro, then they will pay you instead of kicking you out.

OK fair. He might just be a slow texter. You painted it like you royally fucked up (which I don't think you did. You came on strong, sure, but nothing you couldn't repair). I still stand by not texting the boyfriend though. I feel like you could win crop top over (if he does eventually respond) without having to…

Wait I want your snapchat too! I wanted to be included in this!!

I would recommend not continuing this facade. Crop top doesn't want anything to do with you. He's with a douche. Let him make his own bad decisions. There are tons of other hot gay guys in NYC that you can fuck. Let this one go. There is no way this can end well.

If you would like to speak to customer service, you will have to fly down to DC and come to headquarters. Headquarters being my apartment, where I give you head.