BUT WAS IT SEXY?!?! This is fairly important.

Hey make room for one more please! Or just let me watch in the corner. I'm not picky.

It's finals week for me! I should probably be in bed trying to get a good night sleep instead of discussing the great mysteries of love & sex. But really, this is more fun, and I feel like I learn a lot in the Savage Love comment section. Anyways, I'm planning on getting a sexy haircut during my week off, and will go…

Whoa whoa whoa.

I honestly don't think the movie is trying to make a blanket generalization about single people. It tells a singular story about a woman who idealized her father after the death of her mom and took his advice about "monogamy not being realistic." She used sex and dating to hide her insecurities, and when she fell in…

All I read was "nice guy asshole"

Fuck this anatomy test I have tomorrow. Nothing seems to be sticking in my head. Rote memorization has always been my weak spot. I'm much better at conceptualization. Though, this is a relatively minor "fuck this shit" compared to others here. Hope your grandma does well in the upcoming surgeries.

This is why we are friends, darling.

Poor & lazy?

I haven't had alcohol in like three weeks. I'm so ashamed.

Mulholland Drive and Princess Mononoke are big for me. You love them? I'll probably love you.

I haven't been able to watch any movies recently, but this past month I went to see Inside Out and Trainwreck. Both were fantastic, and way more emotional than I expected (I expected Inside Out to have its moments, but Jesus did it hit me hard. Wasn't expecting to well up during Trainwreck though).

"You beat cancer and then you went back to work at the carpet store? BOO!"

Fuck to the yes this season is killing it so far. I loved how dark the ending was with Morty killing Fart. Even though all of humanity was on the line, it was still a deeply traumatic moment. I love that this show isn't afraid to shy away from the dark humor and venture into complete bleakness.

See above. I am into twinks, and I am into the Squanchinator, I just like to have a variety, and attract others while in coffee shops.

Yes. I do like other twinks. I just don't know what I want. OK? Are you happy?!?!

You need a signed note from the Federal Sex Bureau, not your parents! I'm not that weird.

You're so sweet? I think? Are you simultaneously hitting on me and offering me an STD?

Reading textbooks about diagnosing STDs is also not super sexy. Stupid medicine.

Of course not!