I would LOVE to suck someone else's dick.

Damn, I was going to make the same joke (well the first thing you said. The frowny face on my penis wore off weeks ago).

I need to start going to coffee shops

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Because I want to have sex with you? Because I'm happy? Because I got an STI from that escort I fucked? All the above? Wait, who gave me this truth serum?

The episode just aired and you're already referencing it via comments. Very proud of you. *wipes away tear*

The first time I saw the werewolf transformation in An American Werewolf in London I got a boner. I knew that was the wrong reaction to that scene, but…there it was.

You jacked it to my conception? That's both weird and flattering.

Friends! I'm not failing school! I'm actually doing decently pretty well! I recently had another standardized patient and I was able to overcome my nerves and take a really good history! I also started more work on my thesis today. It's coming along, it's just a fucking process. Only a couple more weeks of classes and…

'Grats on the sex, Squanch! I stopped reading after that so I'm sure I am saying the right thing.

"I’ve been my boyfriend’s girlfriend for two years. We recently graduated high school and are heading off to different colleges in the fall. Is it stupid for us to stay together?"

I was SO delighted by this development. As soon as it was mentioned that Princess Carolyn was going to put her name on all the documents I thought "Oh, she is going to get screwed over. This show thrives in that sort of bleakness." So, color me surprised when the plot went in the exact opposite direction.

*Sheepishly chuckles at reference*

Put your right foot forward and your left foot back then fucking slide around like on a nordic track. Move to the left, step to the right, wiggle your elbows, and look up to the light!

While I enjoyed the Rick/Morty/Summer time stuff, the biggest laughs for me came from Beth and Jerry. The visual gag of the snake get it's blood pressure and the vet saying "3" had me in stitches. And then Beth started doing the surgery on the deer and screamed "I will reach into heaven and yank your screaming deer…

Much more research (epidemiological and otherwise) is focused on the men because reasons

I love Korra and Asami from Legend of Korra, thought they might be bisexual. That was never made clear. I also love the couple in Weekend, the lovely British indie from a few years back.

Genes with a touch of epigenetics and potentially fetal environment.

I would say Grad school/ getting two simultaneous masters degrees is not the same as undergrad in the handjob department. Or, I'm just a fucking trash heap. Might be a bit of both.

If that's wrong, I don't know what's right.