Oh, wait, what time is it? Oh, God, seal the deal. My seal deal. I got to get to Sea Land. I’m selling five of their sickest seals to a third world zoo.

I hooked up with my sister's coworker and two of my own coworkers (on separate occasions) and I realized that you should probably not have one night stands with people you will see a lot more of.

I am proud of you, so it's fine.

RuPaul?

Can you take my pathology exam next week? This is my biggest problem currently. My second biggest problem, which is a very distant second, is that I'm dead inside.

Can I ask for one? From myself?

Amazon, please save this show. Please? I will pay you many monies!

Hi Mr. Carrey! I love your work. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is an all time favorite of mine. You didn't get enough recognition for that.

What work are you currently neglecting thread

Oh yeah, my last profile picture I had put silver hair spray in my hair for my Halloween costume. My hair is a pretty consistent color without gray (at the moment).

My penis says no, but my penis also says yes.

Cool. Give me like 20 minutes

But what if I want to dye my hair?!? Why don't you think about my emotions?!

You should feel pretty good about it. Squanchy is a cutie. Also, having sex with someone already puts you in better standing then half of us.

What color? How much sex? Penis?

It would work on me, to be honest.

Hey, I'm having a massive hemorrhagic stroke and have a bit of aphasia. Please be respectful.

Also this is why you and I should just date. My parents love jewish people and bisexuals. I also don't live near my parents. Also, I'm both slutty and lazy. Wait, is that a good thing? Maybe ignore all of this.

Awww Waffle! We will do the sex having with the human persons soon!

My penis is ready