Thursday marks my last day of school for my MPH. All that's left is standing up and presenting my final research project (and writing the lengthy report to go along with it), but in terms of classes I'm all done. Starting in June, I'll start the process all over again for my second Masters program. I have to say that…

I already am a sex worker! That's how I met myself!

I just bought myself my favorite meal, a burrito from Chipotle, a cherry coke, and a side of shame. I loved it, but it made me resent myself for choosing the fun option over the healthier option. Now I'm in a fight with me about my commitment issues. Why can't relationships be simple?

That's how my relationship with my own reflection ended.

While you recently engaged in a drunken three way, I recently engaged in a drunken one-way. It was pretty hot, but I wasn't getting the high energy participation I was hoping for. There was just a lot of apathy and even some crying by the end. How can I fix this next for time?

You've never requested victory spanks?

Ohhhhhh it makes way more sense now. Words, they have meaning. I learned that today.

I had my last in class final of the semester tonight, and I didn't bomb it! It also helped that I could have gotten a zero on the test and still walked away with a B+, but it still feels good to finish a test and not feel like a complete idiot. Thursday will be the official end of the semester and I can finally have a…

Катя жизнь , любовь, королева

I thought Kennedy and Ginger's snatch games were both mediocre. Kennedy just did "Wooooo" and ended with "shut up" every time. Consistent? Sure. Funny? Not so much. Lazy? Completely. Also, I know Adele embraces being a "bigger girl" to some extent, but having her constantly eating seems lazy (and we've seen it before…

I'm hoping when RuPaul sees all the negative comments about Ginger on all the social media platforms (YouTube comments on the Untucked videos are NOT kind to Ginger…but they are also YouTube comments), that he'll realize he could have a Tyra 2.0 situation.

Katya is the only queen I really, truly care about at this point. Her YouTube series "RuGrets" is amazing. My theory is that she did make the top three and decided to make YouTube videos as a way to reel in the popular vote.

It's because she did well in the first two challenges but didn't simultaneously fart rainbows and sunshine. Also, the other queens probably didn't stop to think that a relatively green queen in her mid 20s might be nervous to be in such a high-caliber competition and just came off a little cold because of that.

It's crazy how off my first impressions were of all the queens. I thought Ginger was luminous and Violet and Pearl were boring queens that would sashay away quickly. Now, I'm just tired of Ginger's negativity and Pearl and Violet are sickening and actually really fun. Ginger continues to slip in these shady comments…

I took a break from studying for finals in the library to enjoy the beautiful weather….inside by watching Ex Machina a movie I was slightly underwhelmed by, but can't stop thinking about. I appreciate it more and more. Now I just need to get through this finals week. Fuck, I hate school sometimes.

I think that is called "vers" in the gay community.

Who would want to have sex with a 16-year-old?

The 0.5(Age)+7 rule says that my lower limit is 18 (the law of the land also says I should set my lower limit here). Upper limit? Not really sure. In my Grad school program there are several people in their 30s that I get along with great, and our age difference is pretty meaningless. So, I could see myself being with…

I'm excited to see her in Amy Schumer's Trainwreck this summer. She was always so funny on "United States of Tara" so I'm happy to see her doing more comedy.

You should try to get your hands on the 3+ hour director's cut of Margaret. It's a different beast, but it addressees some of your issues. It includes a scene with Lisa going to the abortion clinic, for example.