My first same sex kiss and sex happened on the same night with the same person

Had a Dark 'N Stormy as well as a Zombie on Monday night. Capped off with shots of (whiskey?…I was already very drunk at that point).

What Work are you Currently Neglecting Thread?

Maybe Selena Gomez will win an Oscar too, in that Boyhood remake.

You can only get your erection after your wedding night!

"Having sex before marriage will make God cry! Even thinking about sex will make God cry! The best contraceptive is not having sex! Now go have fun at college!" -Abstinence only programs

I'm only allowed to have one of those at a time. Damn it. Maybe RuPaul can lend me some "Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent"

Your abilities to woo and sex humans is very impressive. Do you offer a class and how much is the registration fee?

Replenish those electrolytes

Though you should pull out and take a break every now and then.

When I went to a Congressional hearing (required for one of my public health courses) I saw so many kids my age dressed up in their little suits sucking so much metaphorical dick in attempts to get ahead. It made me so glad I didn't pursue a job in politics.

Fuck. That's better because its closer to the original title. You're on a roll!

Stranus is far more clever. Keep it.

I'm feeling a bit down. I'm tired of being my own worst enemy and always having negative feelings about myself, my appearance, and my sexuality. I'm surrounded by friends who are positive and supportive, but I can't seem to be supportive of myself and I don't know how to fix it.

Same. I'm easy to please.

She is so God damn frustrating. She does well in the challenges, has a natural charisma, but throws shade like its her job. Ginger, if you want to win this competition, you have to get America to LIKE you.

Normally I agree. Miss Fame has cheated death multiple times, but tonight I thought the judges were a little harsh. The concept was not super creative but it was executed better than both Ginger and Jaidynn's costume, so I agree with keeping her safe. But, bitch is going to have to step it up if she wants to stay.

They were going for the ultimate authenticity

Pretty good! I had brunch with friends yesterday at a French Restaurant. Service was very slow and the waiters were rude, but the food was great!

God. Damn. It.