A really well done, artistic and colorful tattoo on a fit man (preferably on a muscular arm) is perhaps the hottest thing I can think of.

Sigh. Kandy Ho probably did win the lip sync but MKD at least has a personality and was fun to watch. Her and Katya's mini-challenge as Bjork and Joan Rivers was just so great.

"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro."

“Eh, I’ves gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck stop chick.”
“You take that back! She does not look good for a truck stop chick.”
“Yeah, you’re right. She doesn’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.”
“She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow.”

Getting On had worse ratings, and it got a third (albeit last) season. Just saying.

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Can you tell me what I should do this weekend? I'm going on a group tour of the White House Saturday and then I don't know what to do with myself. Get high? Eat a bagel? Too many options!

I will tell you the same thing my urologist told me: "Never let huge erections stop you from doing what you want. Also, take WAY less Viagra next time."

I fell asleep! What did I miss?

Now that I've seen Untucked:

I really like Trixie and I'm sad to see her go. Pearl has been giving me dead fish realness in the personality department…but she consistently has the best look on the runway. My guess is that the LSFYL was edited to make it look closer (from what I saw, Trixie won) but Pearl definitely had an intensity to her…

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I didn't mean to diminish your opinion/comment, so sorry if I did.

Patrick isn't a flawless character that has rational expectations. He is naive and idealistic. Basically, I agree with you.

I think that second paragraph is a little unfair to Patrick. I don't think Patrick is saying that Kevin's viewpoint on sex isn't valid, it's just not what he wants in a partner. He basically says "We have different sleep numbers." That's not saying Kevin's number is wrong or that Patrick's number is better, it's more…

Honestly this would make a pretty nice series finale. Doris and Dom are moving on with their lives but are still important to each other. Agustin is in a good relationship working somewhere that makes him happy, and Patrick is finally able to articulate that he has been trying to convince himself of happiness when it…

If I read this comment a year ago, I would have laughed so hard that I vomited. Now I'm crying so hard that I'm vomiting. Please let there be a third season!

Decided to watch "The Jinx" after Twitter shat itself when the finale aired. It didn't matter than I knew the last line of the series, because I managed to avoid getting the context of it spoiled. It was completely riveting.

Benjamin Button isn't amazing but when it comes to movies written by Eric Roth:

The fortune teller may be the best side character. She has one of my favorite moments in the entire series: