Another personal favorite is: "I choose to believe what I was programed to believe!"

“To my lazy, spoiled son, who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire 10 million dollar fortune.”
“Is that a lot?”

Wait list is better than rejection. I'm currently neglecting school work in the library, all thanks to being taken off the wait list!

I live close to Pho 14 in Adams Morgan, so it's a struggle for me not to go there every night.

I'm seeing it on a date Sunday! My date is me!

Not a traditional date movie, but it has passionate, romantic elements to it. It's also breathtakingly beautiful.

I mostly care about your opinion of Princess Mononoke because it's one of my favorite movies. Also, that sounds great, so happy for you! Also, this post got me 60% hard!

Six can be just as good, if not better.

I hear that's good for your cholesterol levels.

Are you asking me to helicopter my dick? I only do that in the shower or when my fan stops working.

I really like Ginger, but the more I think about it and actually analyze her behavior, the more I find her off putting. She is really good at wrapping an insult with a superficial complement, and she was definitely piling on the younger queens with Jasmine.

I kind of like the idea of doing more obscure characters rather than real celebrities. I suppose Miranda Sings isn't exactly obscure, what with her millions of YouTube subscribers, but most of her audience is younger girls.

The most ridiculous part of Untucked was during Kennedy's and Violet's argument. When Violet accused Kennedy of not wanting to run lines as a group, Kennedy said something like "Well it was your responsibility to remind me again." Bitch really?

I wanted to stand up and cheer when Ru told Jasmine to go. She was such an unpleasant person with absolutely no sense of humor and no sense of anything, really. Plus, what the fuck was that beard on her face? Yes, people do have allergies to adhesive, but there are other ways to get a beard to stay. Don't be spouting…

"Heck, the only book I ever read is the good book, The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton."

Noted. The only reason I referred to it as San Fran in that comment was because I always spell it wrong (my brain will not put those letters in the correct order).

I bought a plane ticket to San Francisco last night for a conference in May and I am so friggen excited. I've never been to California or the West coast and after watching Looking, I've been desperate to visit San Fran.

I think Patrick is trying to convince himself this is what he wants. I don't think we are supposed to believe he is utterly convinced about Kevin and him. That's why he is moving so quickly. Less time to convince himself what he is doing is wrong.

I have a lot of conflicting emotions about Patty and his storyline (he and Kevin just can't end well, right?) so instead of dealing with my emotions, I'll just quote Dana because she was hilarious tonight (even though Brandon already quoted her above).

Interesting. I loved the last three episodes and they might be my favorite. I think they might play better on repeated viewings (at least they did for me). There are so many jokes, and the courtroom scenes are just so zany and crazy. I also think it allowed for Kimmy to get some closure and I enjoyed Jacqueline's…