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Beatrix Kiddo 9000
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Gay men can be a good source of birth control knowledge (whether we want to or not).

I absolutely love that quote because, to the viewers, that sentence makes perfect sense.

I don't think we are done with Xan, not by a long shot. I think the writers knew that the last three episodes were going to be mostly dedicated to the trial and she just didn't fit in to that storyline. So, in retrospect, I'm glad they gave her an actual reason to be absent rather than just arbitrarily sidelining her.

"There is no Entourage 2? There is no Entourage 2!"
*Crowd stands up and cheers, Bill Hader dressed as a vampire uncorks a bottle of champagne*

“When I summited Mt. Everest, I did it in my daddy’s private blimp. To be honest, I’ve never even seen the inside of a public blimp. What can I say? I’m a bit of a daddy’s boy”
“Is that a thing?”

I thought the love triangle was kind of a "meh" storyline but ultimately worked pretty well in the episode literally titled "Kimmy is in a Love Triangle." This episode gave Titus a lot of great throwaway lines. My favorite being:

I just finished reading the article. I can't wait to read the comment section and see an insightful discussion about the topics Cameron wrote about!

Us milennials use a lot of words incorrectly because we are too busy sitting in our parents' basement waiting for someone to hand us everything in life on a silver platter. Also, emojis.

January…2nd…1934.
Great PIN Titus!

This is one of my favorite episodes of the season just because it's so batshit nuts. My favorite visual gag of the episode came right at the end in the therapist's office. They do a quick cut to her book:

You're withholding the twins?!?!

“Hello Mrs. Voorhees. You look very 43.75 years old.”

Never fear (until you are actually watching the movie, that is), the screenings and dates are here:

And after you see the movie, it will follow you too!

I don't think it was THAT bad. The luminous Olivia Colman alone makes this worth watching, and the cinematography is still pretty brilliant. Plus, I appreciated Charlotte Rampling and her character quite a bit (even if some of her later developments felt tacked on).

Sometimes it's hard to tell when Fey can Co. are going for satire, or just like making things ridiculously absurd. All the jokes about the school could easily be interpreted as digs at our failing educational system.

“The idea came to me in a dream last afternoon”

Watching this at 16 was both the best idea and worst idea I ever had.

Well give her a hug for me and whisper into her ear "Beatrix Kiddo 9000 wishes you all the best" and then she'll say "How high are you? Was that English?"

Sorry to hear. Endometriosis is no fun. Did she get anything to help her with the pain?