My flight got delayed yesterday and we were sitting on the runway for what felt like hours. A bunch of private jets passed us in line. Twas bullshit.

My parents went and saw her. My mom even bought a coffee mug with her face on it. I was slightly disheartened.

This comment section is seriously lacking in the "sad/weird/any sex stories" department. Someone say something about how they hired a prostitute only to find out it was their cousin or about how you got paid to have sex with someone only to find out it was your cousin.

If gay people have to "come out" of the closet, heterosexual people should be required to constantly announce their sexual orientation as well.

My copy editor is currently on strike for terrible workplace conditions.

"Dear TRUTH, when I was 15 I had sex with an older woman too! I had to think about guys because I am a homosexual male human person! I have had so much sex in my life! Oh, also your thing." -Dan

I'm so pumped for It Follows. Ever since it started making waves at Cannes I've wanted to see it. After The Babadook last year, it's nice that there are more artful horror movies being made. Horror films can have great production design, performances and cinematography. It seemed like people forgot that concept for a…

Back in the day (aka six years ago) when I would play Halo 2, I would often use the term respawn. Now I'm thinking it was just me and I'm actually insane.

This episode was full of great jokes but I think my favorite throwaway line was:
"Durnsville. The city that never sleeps!"
"Is that siren still going off?"

Lillan was on fire this episode. Her "First time on bath salts?" response to Kimmy saying "Troll the respawn Jeremy" had me gagging.

Gretchen's face as she stared at the imaginary ball and whispered "I didn't give it to them" was glorious.

The second time I watched this episode I realized that when the construction worker in the beginning says "You're making me wish I was those jeans" he was not referring to sleeping with Kimmy, but rather him wanting to wear her jeans (as the end of the episode reveals he had some repressed feelings).

Ginger Minj all the way! She brought so much spunk in that lip sync and she was just so warm during Untucked. I was surprised that she admitted to Pearl that she initially misjudged her. I feel like that happens so rarely on this show that a queen admits that face-to-face to someone. Violet is warming up on me, but I…

It was a bit of a toss-up between Miss Fame and Katya for the bottom two. Katya's outfit rocked, but during the competition I thought my sound was out of sync because I thought "she couldn't be fucking up that bad." It was kind of hilarious seeing Sasha and Katya standing next to each other before/after the lip sync…

My favorite line from this episode came from Cyndee's quick phone conversation:

When Svetlana gave Kev "oral pleasures" last week while he was napping, I feared their relationship was doomed and V would be mad at him forever. When Svetlana did the same thing for V this week, I became less worried. I actually started giggling during that scene.

The 23 of us that watch it are going to be really bummed out if HBO doesn't renew this wonderful show.

Is it possible to absolutely adore and loathe an episode of television? I loved everything about the set up and Gabe Liedman was hilarious. I also loved the natural conversations and chemistry of Patrick and Kevin. I just HATE how forgiving Patrick is toward Kevin. Patrick saying I love you makes sense for his…

The show went out of its way to point out she was being offensive…the first time. The second time was when she and Paul dressed up as two black swans and they sang a duet together. No one tells her she is being offensive that time.

30 Rock put Jane Krakowski in blackface twice and I don't believe many found it offensive because of the ridiculous context it was in.