Kaguya was one of the best movies of the year. IT WAS ROBBED. FUCK BIG HERO 6.

Feast is the title of the short story I wrote about the first time I performed oral sex.

Rita Ora. She's 40% human 30% Lizard 29% Elf monster 1% I don't give a fuck

If Patricia Arquette doesn't win I will fart on everyone

Am I the only one who has been drinking a lot of alcohol and now is drunk?

And she'll shout her war cry in her Nancy Donavan from 30 Rock accent

I shall be rooting for Boyhood and hoping somehow Marion Cotillard and Rosamund Pike tie for Best Actress.

1. Boyhood
2. Whiplash
3. Selma
4. The Grand Budapest Hotel
5. Birdman
6. The Imitation Game
69. American Sniper
4,001. The Theory of Everything

I'm trying to avoid phrases. I know people who have arm tattoos that say things like "face your demons" and I honestly think that's stupid. Some quasi-spiritual phrase is not something I want tattooed on my body forever. I'm more drawn to images and animals.

I watch Gone Girl with all my dates and right when NPH and Pike's sex scene start, I make my move.

Birdman was great for a while, but the ending was pretty terrible, the critic character/arc didn't fit in properly, and I just don't think the surrealism work. I would have much preferred the movie just stay with the play and the backstage drama. So much of the movie is funny, with rapid, clever dialogue and actors…

Now you are making me want a tattoo! I want something cool and sexy and can't figure out what it should be.

Absolutely agree with Kate Winslet. The Reader was kind of a mess of a movie (she's great in it, but the movie prevents the performance from really connecting). Hell, she should have won for Revolutionary Road that year.

Hey, that movie is called Alley Cats Strike and it's awful.

I have so many things to say about that episode! I WANT TO FLY THE TRAIN!

The crazy 88 scene in Kill Bill would have been awesome to be on set for. I was there, obviously. I meant it would have been awesome for you to have been on set.

The first time Hannibal and Clarice meet in Silence of the Lambs. There interaction is incredible that it would have been interesting to feel the energy in the room as they shot it. It would have been funny to see how Hopkins and Foster interacted between shots and if they made lots of cannibal jokes.

Yup. I liked the dialogue, I liked the movie, I liked everything. Sorry you thought it was horrid. Agree to disagree.

Betting against CitizenFour is not a horrible choice. Many voters abstain from voting in the documentary category because you are required to view all the nominees. So, often an unlikely winner emerges (think 20 Feet from Stardom beating The Act of Killing last year). I could easily see Virunga snatching it up.

The movie definitely gave me Whiplash (GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?) because there were moments where I was grinning like a doofus and moments that made me cringe and hate it.