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Beatrix Kiddo 9000
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You're not the only one (your in the minority though), and that's fine you didn't like it. I thought it was easily the best movie of 2014 (beating my number two pick, Under the Skin, by a healthy margin). I was not bored for even a single moment during the movie. It plays even better the second time around. I thought

The fact that Mica Levi's score for Under the Skin isn't nominated makes me sick. The score catapulted that movie from amazing to all-time great.

Well I love it with all my heart! The problem with award season is that once movies start getting awards, people who were more neutral about the film start to get annoyed. They want their actual favorite movie to win so it kind of turns into spite. I probably don't actually HATE The King's Speech but I remember

I didn't realize how much hate there was for Boyhood around these parts. Or maybe it's just a very vocal few.

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they make aggressive eye contact at each other. The stare is so intense they start to violently convulse with pleasure until they start screaming incoherent phrases in Latin. At this point, the pleasure is so great that their brains can no longer process the shear

You don't like getting infected with foodborne pathogens when you dine at restaurants? I can't think of anything more American than eating some fine cuisine and then shitting and puking for hours on end!

Can I pick my own asshole? I think it deserves more attention.

It was not really very cold or snowy yesterday here in DC, so naturally everything was closed. Apparently 4 inches is all it takes for the federal government to shut down. Four inches seems like nothing to me (this is a sex joke).

My roommate is from Louisiana so she made some incredible gumbo. Holy shit do I love gumbo!

I just need 120 hours in a public health related thing. I still have two more years of school and don't need to start building a career just yet. I think I'll figure it out, it's just been hanging over my head for weeks now and it's starting to get to me.

All the hugs.

Just try to take one thing at a time. Focus on yourself and what you need to do and try not to let the idiots that surround you bring you down. Though I can understand how frustrating bad scripts and stuff like that can be. I was a PA on short film back in 2012 and the script was the most awful thing I ever read. The

We'll see. I currently think not finding an internship is the source of my anxiety. I'm hoping a lot of it goes away if/when I solve this dilemma. If I'm wrong, I will definitely look into those services. They automatically enroll us in health insurance, might as well use it.

Neither do I (clearly). Thanks!

Lic and Dik! We missed you two last night. We were talking about how Savage Love isn't the same without you during our circle jerk.

He tells people his dick grants wishes if you rub it.

Damn. I should probably get checked for glasses. Thanks! I'll fix that.

Maybe you were secretly straight this whole time!? Or sexuality is more fluid than society lets on but most people don't seem to want to talk about it and like sticking to restrictive labels.

I'm living off of student loans, so I suppose the government could buy you a bus ticket?

I'm trying not to panic it's just frustrating. My social anxiety usually isn't a problem when it comes to school. I've been doing well with all my classroom stuff; but when they were like "You need 120 hours of real world experience in order to graduate, and it can't be associated with any professor" that just kind of