Yay public health nerds! I'm getting my MPH in epidemiology! It's kind of forced me to be hyper aware of everything and to be really safe. I've never been in a relationship, period. So, it has yet to come up but I can't imagine it being an issue if it did.

How was the AVC hangout?

We are awful in pretty much every way.

U r suhhhh sweet. Thnx. #friendship

Oh they always knew. Trust me. I knew when my roommate was jackin' it. Especially when he thought I was "asleep." To be fair I wrongly made that assumption before too.

Make sure you're not wearing pants when you whisper that. It'll help sell the message.

No no. I kid. Now I just feel silly taking over the overshare corner now that you're here.

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T CUMMING/COMING TONIGHT!?!?!

Sorry. I decided to make the second topic another comment. So I just want random readers to know that this reply isn't out of nowhere!

Well you should definitely put yourself out there. Just say hi, make small conversation a few times with the dude then asks him to lunch or coffee. You may win him over and then you can have lots of banging on various ping pong tables in the student lounge!

I always wore headphones in college, but I never locked my door. I think a sick part of me wanted to be caught, which added some anticipation. Maybe I'm just a weirdo.

Oversharing Corner now that I've seen the episode
(while Patrick and Richie's storyline was great, it didn't really lend much to oversharing)

*Eddie death drops on stage*

Richie's face just broke my heart. You could just see all the emotions he was trying to suppress when Patrick opened up to him Just so, so good.

Hey, all three HBO half hour shows got As today! Neat.

Oh yeah. I forgot I asked that question.

A C? I was hoping this movie was going to get a big fat D. Right in its face. This movie deserves a vicious whipping. 50 Shades should be getting a pounding from the critics. I'm positively throbbing with anger…

You've got a lot of work ahead of you then.

Oh. So you were in college while I was in middle school. Slightly less creepy!

Were you in college in the early 90s? If so, then womb (and eventual breastfeeding) is correct!