Apparently making out with dudes who don't give a shit about Futurama (or he was just too drunk to care…it can be two things!)

"And for those six and a half reasons, I'm demoting Leela to co-pilot."
"Co-pilot?! Under who?"
"The autopilot."
"That drunk?!"

Am I the only one that has quoted the line "Dirty boy, dirty, dirty, dirty!" (with the same crazed voice inflection) while making out with someone? Just me? Damn.

“And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an
incomprehensible dead language.”
“Hello”
“Bonjour!”
“Crazy gibberish!”

Watching Amour was an emotionally devastating experience. I used to work in an ER, and I would see patients all the time that had complications due to stroke, or were left in near vegetated states. What I think Amour got right is that it's almost harder to watch a love one's reaction to the degeneration of health over…

I can respect not giving money to 50 Shades. And yes, drinks would be lovely!

Can we watch 50 Shades together and then discuss what it all means? (both the movie and life in general?)

"The Orlando Blooms"

No one nominated him. It's out of my control!

Doing well in school and I'm becoming more and more ok with who I am and what I'm doing with my life. So, hooray!

I'm just fucking lazy and combined two characters names from my favorite movies. Kill Bill and 2001. I'm not here because I'm creative.

I have class during some of this. If I don't feel too dejected I may show up late!

I got several glasses of wine at Whole Foods on Monday. We hate our class so fucking much that we need to go to a grocery store and then drink in the same grocery store. It's great.

Help support your local idiot in his pointless endeavor to figure out the best film performances of 2014. The link below has the top 30 performances you all chose. Pick six and rank them! It would be a big help, in the sense that I'll feel better about myself!

Sigh. Really. It was supposed to be sweet instead of the actual horrifying.

Hey, I said I stole it. That should be enough right?

Well the first time I was watching bi porn, which I now have discovered is something I enjoy. The second time…well yeah. You can figure out the rest.

He's sent me dick pics. But he sends those to everyone.

Dikachu calls that sneezing.

Find someone to have sex with me. And then that person has sex with me.