Not sure which part is untrue, but I'm glad we cleared that up! Thanks for the thoughtful and potent critique. It's very much appreciated.

I'm aware. But I'm responding to a comment you made because you said Wafflicious only read these columns because she's gay (which isn't even true) and since I'm gay I took offense to your statement.

After gay marriage was legalized in New York, some traditional marriage supporters staged a protest. I went to see how many people showed up and I was disheartened by the large volume of people that participated. I was then surrounded by a bunch of creationist youths who told me they wanted to save me. They were…

Political duty? Just because someone is gay doesn't make them inherently more interesting or doesn't mean I suddenly care more about their work or writing. It's what they say and how they say it that makes me care. Cameron wrote an intelligent piece about a personal issue that many of us can relate to. Sorry if you…

I suppose. I don't think Shrek has stood the test of time as well as Mulan.

Whenever a friend starts getting worked up, I say "Down Bessie." Works like a charm.

It's been a rough 15-20 years. Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies, and I suppose he was good in Dreamgirls. That's about it.

I suppose that's the right mentality to have. Willam's Jessica Simpson cutout from Snatch Game would make a better host than Santino.

Love RuPaul's Drag Race but holy crap Ross Matthews is the most annoying piece of shit.

There is not a single word in the headline I'm OK with.

You know I kid! I don't actually have a Dell.

History of Rock and Roll sounds fun! Also, all I really heard was "Fuck you BK." I'll bring the lube!

I have a 30 minute commute to campus and my earliest class is 3:00 p.m.

You guys I started watching Hannibal four days ago. I only have four episodes left. How have I watched so much already? I've had work. I've had classes. I even went to a congressional hearing. How am I so close to being done already? How? HOW!!

Does RFD have a strict "must wear pants" rule? This could be a deal breaker.

I'm sorry, this isn't Savage Love. I shouldn't be talking about my sex life!

I went to lunch at Ted's Bulletin in Eastern Market yesterday and got a White Russian milkshake. I don't usually orgasm in restaurants, but I also don't usually have White Russian milkshakes.

THE ANTICIPATION!!!!

Damn. Well. Yeah. That's not a fun experience.

Those last two definitely apply to me