The whole team, the alternates, the coaches, the spectators….

So does anyone have like a fun story? Or like a funny thing happen with a dildo? Uhmmm I don't know man. Just trying to bide time while I wait for some Savage Dik!!!!

Sounds like you just need to have sex with someone.

This is why it's great being a gay dude. After you're done with ass play, it's on to even more ass play!

Every single Savage Love commenter could be considered a creepy sex-pest and a genuinely caring mate.

Too easy:
-Hot —> McKinnon
-Smart —> Jones
-Fat —> Wiig
-Black —> McCarthy

This was one of the biggest problems with American Sniper. Not one Iraqi was made into a decent human being. They were all portrayed as savages trying to kill us, instead of humans with emotions about a conflict occurring on their own land.

I just don't understand how Birdman wins the PGA over Boyhood when Boyhood was basically 12 different productions. That seems like the obvious choice.

What? The Academy loves movies about film, acting and Hollywood? There is no evidence of that! Argo and The Artist? What? I'm hungry now.

Norbit opened around the same weekend. Mid February. Right in the prime of Oscar voting. Redmayne is probably safer because he isn't plastered over all the posters like Murphy was.

The Academy loves crippling nerve diseases, transformative performances, and the holocaust. Kate Winslet in Extras mocks this mindset (and, of course, several years later she wins an Oscar for a holocaust movie).

Did Birdman have the best cast? Probably. Is Birdman the best movie of 2014? I would say no. Boyhood, Whiplash and Selma are better movies in my mind, but I have been told by several people that my mind can't be trusted.

That's entirely possible. Voting for the actual awards begins February 6th (the day Jupiter comes out) and closes February 17. So anything can happen.

This comment could be interpreted as you tweeting a picture of a penis. If this is the case, please share the link because penis.

That's what I thought! Ok. Officially off the douching bandwagon again.

I'm not fanning your crotch too. Mine needs enough attention.

Well now I don't know what to do! My combination of diet and basic cleaning has worked so far. Never had a guy complain about smell or have shit dick. I'm not sure if it's just luck, but every guy I have ever had sex with has been well-endowed. I've been fucked by at least a 7.5 incher every time.

Ugh Freddie Fox needs to stop being so fucking hot. I can't handle it.

My only problem with Cucumber's pilot is that Henry was just really unlikable and kind of a dick. Like you said, I think it's masking sadness, but his actions were a little ridiculous. Of course I am very interested to see where the series goes.

Well I just don't know how anyone could assume that you should re-use that. That seems stupid. Though I have met some horribly idiotic people. Well, I suppose the next time I have a boyfriend or decide to go to the club I'll do some douching.