Well, that's reassuring I suppose. Maybe I'll speak to medical professionals about it and get their opinions. I mean I have professors who literally specialize in shit and the digestive system. Though I doubt that would be a fun conversation to have.

That sounds nice. Maybe I should just become a top.

Some kind of basic maintenance is definitely required. Diet is also a consideration. A lot goes into anal sex! Unless you get drunk at a party freshman year of undergrad and a guy tells you he likes your shirt. Suddenly you're in his bedroom and he's fucking you and you just hope for the best.

And Allison Janney will show up. Just cuz.

A Lost-like flashback episode giving us Doris' backstory would be amazing!

Ok serious question: How safe is douching actually?

That is literally what I shouted at my computer during that scene.

Also, I know you are kidding, because A) you wouldn't turn down a chance to fuck me and B) I agree some people are better at self cleaning (as Patrick joked). There are other ways to keep your plumbing clean without shooting water/saline directly into your asshole.

I can send you weekly reminders!

I never have. I have also have never gone into a night planning to bottom. So it probably has more to do with that. I just don't like the idea of douching. It grosses me out.

HBO Go was being a real douche with putting this episode up so I have yet to finish it. Stupid internet.

But tell us how you really feel about Looking

Watched the first five episodes of Hannibal. I now retroactively hate everyone I ever met for not recommending this show to me sooner. I've never seen such a gorgeously shot/designed show. It's liked a demented fairytale.

Banana seems to be my favorite of this queer British threesome, but Cucumber is also quite charming. Will you be posting extended reviews on the Looking recap tonight?

My favorite part in the entire two films.

Aw thanks! You are too kind. I like Kill Bill too! For nostalgia mostly.

I never saw The Spectacular Now but I thought Smashed was really great and Mary Elizabeth Winstead should have gotten more awards consideration. I'm glad to hear Ponsoldt is still turning in interesting films.

That's exactly how my intervention went!

Stop you're making my chest feel funny!

And this is exactly why I think Alien is easily the better movie and I don't care what anyone says. (This is not me saying Aliens is bad, mind you)