I'm from the future
and I'm here to say

Since when
was Nathan Rabin in High Fidelity?

Pfft
Anderson could finance the movie if he would just sell all his precious imported Italian nylon.

I commend the Simpsons for accurately portraying how large a role billboards play in our lives.

"bedreadlocked" is not the easiest word to read correctly.

I just looked up Zoe Kazan
she looks like a 50/50 split between Zoe Deschanel and Ellen Page. But she isn't as attractive as either of them.

Holy shit
was she good on Dexter.

Yes.
I always thought this was a really well-animated film. Very interesting to look at. I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I think I might revisit it.

You like How I Met Your Mother? :(

And red means
where the fuck did you get that banana?

Some damn good cherry pie too.
*dances with unicorn under traffic light hanging from tree*

I never did either, until I heard DLZ on that (fucking awesome) Breaking Bad episode.

Yes, those were tears of ass blood.

What a great band.
Except for OK Calculator, every album is killer. Because everyone likes making lists—

I thought
My deflowering held this title? No one told me :(

You know what really pisses me off?
The extreme desire that commercials have nowadays to be "random" and quirky. Like, I totally respect people that just wanna make clever, interesting stuff. But some of it just tries too, too hard.

Rick's lookin crazy different these days.

Dayum
That's too bad. Thin Lizzy were, and always will be, this shit.

Wait, who said their favorite episodes were Lisa episodes? I always find myself defending Marge/Lisa episodes for being unfairly maligned, but actually considering them your favorite is a bit of a stretch, dood.

Mr Rabin sure loves
adverbs.