This novel got me a wife.
Seriously.

Man, my girlfriend bought me the special edition The Whole Shootin' Match that has all of Pennell's films in one collection. I had to go on vacation and still haven't watched it yet, but goddamn this makes me want to right now. I have to throw a party to do it, though.

B+?
From your description, this book sure didn't sound like a B+ to me.

Seconding the "In Bruges" for Oscar, although I'm not sure if I'd say it was a comedy. Comedic at times, sure. But some serious caliber dramas of the year weren't half as affecting as the belltower scene.

interview
So it sucked interviewing him, Nabin?

It's the sort of movie that spends 90% of its time fooling the audience and the main characters. And it's the sort of twisty trick that reveals nothing about the characters, nor does it take the plot anywhere interesting. Like Ocean's 12 when you learned that they'd spent about an hour of time planning for a heist…

The review of Big Stan fulfills all of my expectations of a film review. Actually, I have only one expectation, and that is that the review is jam-fucking-packed with loquacious, descriptive allusions to non-consensual marathon prison cornholing.

My favorite was one where he said, "This is how my friend Keith's going to die," and it cuts to Keith at the age of 80 in bed rolling off of a beautiful blonde woman, and she says, "My goodness, Keith, I can't believe you gave me eight orgasms! And at the age of 80, too! Let me go shower so we can get ready for…

I thought it was, "Hello, real cops?"

Sure, Paul Rudd is added to the list of actors I'd probably go gay for.

The Incredibles also had some fucked up moralities in it that the internet still hasn't figured out.

Magnum PI
such a great show

If you don't know what it is, you can always wikipedia it.

Where is Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy? Was that discounted just because it was a miniseries? Even if so, it's far better than every single thing listed here.

…what the fuck is so wrong with Shelby Foote?

He looks kind of like Andy Dick in that picture.
Honestly

This sounds almost like an inadvertent comedy.
Just a guy with a camera running around trying to get himself shot and pissing off his brothers.

Yeah, that sentence was fucking money.

Wait, so what the hell were you doing there?

I thought it was funny.