Conan seems like a great interviewer. When the guest isn't interesting he's perfectly game to make a spectacle of himself. He definitely takes stars and throws them off by bouncing weirdness off them machine-gun style.

Whoa. Never seen that.

Whoa. Never seen that.

Anthony Lane is pretty terrible. If anything is even slightly mainstream he usually snidely derides it, often making the piece more an exercise in mocking prose than any genuine analysis of the movie itself. It's almost… bitchy.

Anthony Lane is pretty terrible. If anything is even slightly mainstream he usually snidely derides it, often making the piece more an exercise in mocking prose than any genuine analysis of the movie itself. It's almost… bitchy.

I'm blind, you insensitive bastards. Thanks a lot for rubbing it in.

He did a pretty funny interview for Dumb and Dumberer, something like, "Who wouldn't want to see a movie where the two main stars refused to return so they had to get some shithead kids to fill in?"

sucks
That guy sucks

I remember watching this in a hotel in Alabama on cable TV when I was six or so. I remember being very impressed with it, being a fan of Dinosaurs at the time, and also associated it with cable TV and a pool.

This was a conversation I had with my girlfriend. She said I never saw the movies she wanted to see, I said I'd see a romantic comedy if it was a GOOD romantic comedy, and she said immediately, "THERE ARE NO GOOD ROMANTIC COMEDIES. THEY ARE SHITTY FUCKING MOVIES CREATED SOLELY TO ENTERTAIN."

"I got it from a website - STOP SHOWING OFF DOT COM."

This was a really funny one. Good job, Steve. Like you give a shit.

I assume the Cate Blanchett comparison has been repeatedly made?

You know they played the Brisco County theme like a million times during the Olympics? It was like their Olympic theme. I guess because it sounds regal and American as all fuck. According to Wikipedia, it's used in a ton of sports stuff. So good for that composer, I hope he gets the royalties.

It was pretty goddamn awesome when I was 13. Remember that one Star Wars game that came out for the N64 like a year before Episode I came out? I forget what it was, but you got to use a fucking flame thrower on Boba Fett. It was pretty amazing.

He's the kind of man who uses live koalas as mittens, just slamming his big meaty hands right up their asses, and uses a soup strainer to catch roaches which he pounds into a fine paste and then he just grinds the paste into his eye sockets, just to warsh em out. He shits roofing tar and belches tax returns of the…

This dude
I only really know this dude from the Simpsons as the guy with all the pool balls in his mouth. He seems even more like a cartoon now that I look at him.