His delivery of "Oh bugger I thought you'd gone!" was one of my favorite line readings on the show.

In this case it would be Caramel Robe.

White Dudes Inject AIDS Into Our Chocolate Nougats.

I saw that movie with a friend and only one other person was in the theater. That song was the moment he left and never came back.

Vampire in the daylight! Vampire in the daylight!

I can't decide between Tod Browning's Freaks: Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?

I can't decide between Tod Browning's Freaks: Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?

Yeah, she bought a bike that wasn't age-appropriate for any of their children and it was added to a large pile of bikes in the garage. My mom would do that except with Cracked magazine.

Yeah, she bought a bike that wasn't age-appropriate for any of their children and it was added to a large pile of bikes in the garage. My mom would do that except with Cracked magazine.

I don't like Lisa's Substitute either. It riles me (which I recognize as ridiculous) that it always makes Simpsons lists. This was when almost every inspirational teacher story was bad. It's the only bad episode of My So-Called Life!

I don't like Lisa's Substitute either. It riles me (which I recognize as ridiculous) that it always makes Simpsons lists. This was when almost every inspirational teacher story was bad. It's the only bad episode of My So-Called Life!

L.A. Tool & Die comes to my mind. Wait, what did I just say?

L.A. Tool & Die comes to my mind. Wait, what did I just say?

I didn't even realize the penis angle (~90 degrees).

I didn't even realize the penis angle (~90 degrees).

This is a movie I watched recently only to realize I already saw it because I remembered the "fatal chubby" scene. I must have caught it on cable as a kid. Just like when I watched Street Trash and only remembered the penis keep away scene.

This is a movie I watched recently only to realize I already saw it because I remembered the "fatal chubby" scene. I must have caught it on cable as a kid. Just like when I watched Street Trash and only remembered the penis keep away scene.

The Tall Man has a great credits-in-the-landscape opening.

The Tall Man has a great credits-in-the-landscape opening.

I thought of this and Zombieland. Maybe there's something about zombie movie credits. Day of the Dead with the Dr. Tongue zombie may be my favorite title card ever.